If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon for carpet cleaning from Corder Carpet Care. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get carpet cleaning for three areas of up to 600 square feet total (a $99 value).
- For $118, you get a series of three carpet-cleaning treatments, each for three areas of up to 600 square feet total (a $297 value).
John Corder, the owner of Corder Carpet Care, personally visits abodes to briefly consult with homeowners about what type of cleaning they need before skillfully eradicating stains and evicting dirt from floor fur. After hearing a stain's origin story, carpet crews and their fleet of high-quality equipment attack the unwelcome spot and de-grime the rest of the fibers. Corder Carpet Care cleaners will also return within 30 days to fight any spots that reappear via time travel. Though not included with this Groupon, upholstery and tile-cleaning services are also available; contact Corder to add these to upcoming rug restorations.
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The Groupon Guide to: Children's Literature
Though all adult books must be about adultery, children's books can cover a variety of topics. Here's a guide to the most popular children's book plots:
Child Adopts Talking Dog: A child takes in a stray dog, only to find out that it can speak! He gives it to a friend after realizing how little he and the dog have in common.
Child Loses a Kite: The child forgets the only rule of kite flying—holding on. The child spends most of the book making "lost kite" signs until, flattered, the kite returns home.
Child Gets a New Sibling: A child learns to make his own lunch when his parents become very busy.
Child Talks to an Old Person: The least plausible type of plot—a child having an earnest conversation with an old neighbor or old grandparent—is an adorable scenario that exemplifies how truly far-fetched the world of fiction can be!
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