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Cornerstone Chiropractic Centre – Lincoln

Chiropractic Exam with X-ray, One-Hour Massage, and One or Three Adjustments (92% Off)

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Sun Feb 24 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$470
Discount
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$431
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Exam and x-rays scout for spinal misalignments to be amended by adjustments; licensed massage therapists knead tension from sore tissues

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Under 18 requires parent or guardian. New customers only. Services must be used by the same person. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded.
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Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack. Shape up with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$39 for a chiropractic package (a $470 total value)

  • Chiropractic exam and x-ray (a $350 value)
  • One 60-minute massage during a separate appointment (a $60 value)
  • One adjustment during a separate appointment (a $60 value)

$49 for the above chiropractic package with a total of three adjustments (a $590 value)

Cornerstone Chiropractic Centre

Dr. Greg Mongeon refuses to confine his chiropractic expertise to the office; he has taken his know-how on the road and served high-school sports teams, mountain-bike racers, and even a rodeo circuit. In the same convivial spirit, he occasionally hosts complimentary banquet dinners to chat with past and prospective clients.

The doctor channels more than a decade of experience to correct spinal misalignments through a combination of hands-on adjustments, preventative tips, and rehabilitative services. With a constantly updated supply of vitamin and mineral supplements, he works to ensure that vertebrae stay strong in the face of rapidly changing trends regarding where it is cool to keep one’s piano. Licensed massage therapists on staff also help to alleviate aches and pains with adept kneads.

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Cornerstone Chiropractic Centre

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    Lincoln

    3601 Calvert St.
    Lincoln, Nebraska 68506
    (402) 483-4300
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