hide
Refer Friends. Get $10*

Baltimore

  • A
  • C
  • D
  • F
  • G
  • H
  • I
  • K
  • L
  • M
  • N
  • O
  • P
  • R
  • S
  • T
  • U
  • V
  • W
  • Canada
  • Other Countries
x hide

Oh no... You're too late for this Groupon!

Sign up for our daily email so you never miss another Groupon!

Cosmetic Surgery Center of Maryland – Towson

Zeltiq CoolSculpting Treatment on an Abdominal Area or Dual Treatment on Two Small Areas (Half Off)

from$749
Buy
No Longer Available
Thu Nov 01 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$1,500
Discount
50%
You Save
$751
  • T460x279
  • Swimsuit Season
  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Painless, noninvasive treatment targets and cools fat cells to diminish body fat; results continue to surface for up to four to six months

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 31, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to half of Groupon price may apply. Services must be used by the same person. Appointment required by 12/31/12; credit card required at booking. Not valid for women who are nursing or pregnant. May redeem across multiple visits. Consultation required; non candidates will be refunded.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Losing weight can help you fit into clothes from your younger days, such as the wedding dress your parents forced you to wear on the first day of preschool. Turn back time with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $749 for a Zeltiq CoolSculpting treatment on the upper- or lower-abdominal area (a $1,500 value)
  • $799 for a dual Zeltiq CoolSculpting treatment on two small areas (a $1,600 value)

The noninvasive Zeltiq CoolSculpting treatment targets and cools fat cells to diminish areas of unwanted body fat. The treatment of the abdomen typically lasts one hour, and two small areas—such as the love handles and back rolls—can be treated simultaneously with the dual system in the same amount of time. After the painless treatment, clients can immediately return to their day-to-day activities and will notice full results in one to three months. The body will continue to flush fat cells up to four to six months after the treatment.

Cosmetic Surgery Center of Maryland

Cosmetic Surgery Center of Maryland's board-certified surgeons boast expert specialties, using their skills to aesthetically improve clients with the least discomfort and downtime possible. The doctors' playbook of beautifying procedures transforms clients with breast reductions and augmentations, body contouring, and genital aesthetic surgeries. Offering both a surgical center and a med spa, Cosmetic Surgery Center of Maryland's staff can also lavish guests with noninvasive beauty treatments such as wrinkle-reducing Botox, Dysport, and chemical peels. The modern treatment center's waiting room and reception greets patients with earth-hued walls festooned with paintings and track lighting.

Groupon Says

Dem_teaser_cat

The Groupon Guide to: Water-Cooler Moments

There's no better place to talk at the office than around the water cooler. Here are some of the most commonly overheard water-cooler conversation starters:

  • I poured way too much. There is no way I'm gonna finish this.
  • I'm always over here. I must be, like, the thirstiest guy in this office.
  • I don't really feel like it's making the water cooler, like, where's the refrigerator part?
  • It'd be cool to use this as a big fish tank, but you'd have to poke a hole in it to get the fish in and then the water would spill out.
  • Why are there two nozzles? Let's just be safe and agree not to touch the red one. Red means stop.
  • The cups at my house are way bigger, and let me tell you something—they ain't made of paper!
  • It's weird that I can drink this stuff but I still don't know how to swim.
  • I used to bring my own water to work, but then I found this, and now I'm on easy street.
  • I bet this carpet gets mad wet all the time.
  • If there were soap here I'd be half tempted to wash my hands.
  • I helped the guy bring the bottles in once. You know, just to give something back.
  • If 75% of the human body is water, consider me 75% human.
  • Some people get mad because they put chemicals in water. Last time I checked, chemicals were red and green and came in little tubes.
  • I started drinking this stuff so I could get my medicine down. And I never stopped.
  • Good thing no one who sits over here is allergic to water.
  • What do you think is better—this or the coffee machine? Without water there wouldn't even be a coffee machine, so I guess we know who wins that war.
  • If there were fire here, I would just tip this thing over. Voilà, no more fire. Guess it's not that hard to be a fireman.
  • Scientists call it H2O, but I call it H2O-Yeah. I thought of that last week and I've been telling everybody. People seem to like it.
  • It's gonna get crazy the day we use this thing to make water balloons.
  • I'm thinking about bringing my lunch over here and using the top of the water bottle as a table.
  • This stuff is NOT for plants.
  • Imagine if they had these on the streets instead of fire hydrants. That's one of my ideas to improve the city.
  • Sometimes it looks like it's empty but water still comes out. I don't know what that's about. I know it's not magic, because magic isn't supposed to be real, but....
  • There's something very satisfying about putting a new bottle on top of this thing. It's, like, one thing you can control, you know?
  • It is impossible to talk and swallow at the same time. I've tried it. I coughed water on the copier.
  • Please be seltzer. Please be seltzer. Just kidding. I know it's not.
  • One time I drew eyes on the bottle and pretended it was my friend who was throwing up. I named it "Walter" ’cause that's the closest to water.

Is anyone at your office allergic to water?

Cosmetic Surgery Center of Maryland

  • A

    Towson

    8322 Bellona Ave., Suite 300
    Towson, Maryland 21204
    (410) 296-0414
    Get Directions