Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Let a sandwich cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of frozen yogurt and deli treats at Courthouse Subs in Georgetown.
Courthouse Subs presents a robust range of law-abiding snacks, from tart frozen yogurt to premium arabica coffees to hearty deli treats. Lunchtime loungers can scoop up one of several oversized sammies, including the Hanging Judge, a foot-long baked roll stuffed with a pound of mesquite smoked brisket and blanketed in onions, pickles, and jalapeños ($10.99). Treat salivating taste buds to the tummy-tantalizing Pisian, a stuffed baked potato loaded with meatballs, house-made marinara, and melted provolone ($5.99). Morning glories can grab fresh-baked bagels from a rainbow of tastebud tinglers, such as cinnamon raisin, blueberry, cranberry, onion, poppy seed, or pumpernickel ($1.25 each). Lawyers needing comfort food after the judge overruled a motion to throw pie at the face of the district attorney can sprinkle edible ornaments across Courthouse's fro-yo ($0.39 per oz.), featuring an ever-evolving assortment of flavors, such as chocolate, vanilla, blueberry, and more.