Three Hours of Whitewater Rafting with Gear for Two, Four, or Six from Crab Apple Whitewater (Up to 54% Off)
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In a Nutshell
Inflatable kayaks traverse Class I and II rapids through the Berkshire Mountains, and patrons nosh on provided snack
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Expires Sep 15th, 2013.
Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required; subject to availability. 60-day written cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must sign waiver. Must be 5 or older. All services must be used by 1 person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
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Lewis and Clark were both hobbled during their great expedition—Clark from resentment at his second billing and Lewis from a lego slipped into his hiking boot by Clark. Enjoy noncompetitive nature excursions with this Groupon.
Crab Apple Whitewater sends adventure seekers on river-bound thrill rides daily from early April through mid-October using inflatable kayaks for Class I–II rapids and larger group rafts for Class II–IV rapids. Crab Apple Whitewater charts routes through the Berkshire Mountains on rivers such as the Deerfield, making use of natural flows and daily dam releases in order to control the challenge for kayakers and rafters of all skill levels. Trips are consistent due to dam control, but vary based on interpretations of fortunes found in the guide’s tea leaves the night before. All adventurers strap on provided helmets and life jackets and attend a safety lecture prior to casting off.
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The Groupon Guide to: Where Babies Come From
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Babies are dropped down the chimney by storks who swoop down and steal them from other families.
Babies are hatched from the cabbage patch, so if you think about it, eating vegetables is essentially cannibalism.
Babies are assembled at the hospital and wrapped tightly in a blanket until all the glue is dry.
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, their psychic harmonics produce an cytoplasmic egg that must be kept in a dark closet for nine months.
Babies are an invention of the celebrity-obsessed media to sell magazine covers of pregnant starlets.