Making a good sandwich, like removing a child’s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today's Groupon to Cranberry Café in Blue Bell. Choose between the following options:
• For $6, you get $12 worth of lunch.
• For $25, you get a punch card good for five lunches (up to a $55 value).
At Cranberry Café, soups and sandwiches culled from fresh ingredients lay atop classic checkerboard tablecloths. The chicken parmesan panini ($8.95)—bathed in flavorful marinara sauce and melted cheese—has earned high ratings from previous customers. A side of pasta and potato salad neighbors the apple and grape chicken salad ($8.95), which can also be conveniently tucked into sandwich, wrap, or rolling suitcase. Diners can also ladle out nourishing sips from a cup ($3.50) or bowl ($6) of soup.
Alternatively, the five-lunch punch card lets guests acquaint themselves with the whole of the menu without reading its memoirs. Each lunch consists of a single wrap, sandwich, or salad plus potato and pasta salad and a single drink (a $1.50–$2.50 value) and one fruity desert (a $2–$3.50 value). Cranberry Café's light and airy atmosphere sits diners amid relaxing interiors decorated with paintings and potted plants.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Face Hairs
If eyes are the window to the soul, then the face is the bone-reinforced home that keeps the soul under house arrest. Keep your soul's home well manicured by learning more about your face's hairy outcroppings:
Eyebrows: Until recently, these facial follicles were seen as unglamorous reminders of our simian ancestry and were routinely sanded off each morning. Eyebrows came into fashion only after Teddy Roosevelt felled a 1912 assassination attempt by catching his assailant's bullet in one of his bushy, prehensile eyebrows.
Eyelashes: These whip-like appendages are strong enough to protect your eyes from dust, rampaging honeybees, and the startling beauty of a true love's smile, which, without eyelashes, would cause your eyes to blow up. Most bedroom pillows are stuffed with eyelashes because they are both soft and because swallowing one will make your dreams come true.
Ears: A densely packed combination of cartilage, sound-absorbing cochlear wax, and hair, ears must be trimmed regularly and are not sensitive to flame. This allows you to style your ears into popular shapes such as Vulcan upturns, Shrek-like cones, or dollar signs.
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