Aside from stationary bikes, humanity benefits from many oxymorons, including hunger-slaking jumbo shrimp and youth-elongating manchildren. Take a ride-free ride with today's Groupon to Crank Cycling Studio in Long Island City. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a five-class package (a $132.50 value).
- For $89, you get 30 days of unlimited classes (a $398 value).
With a bright new studio, the latest cycles, upbeat music, and engaging instructors, Crank Cycling Studio rolls students through the low-impact, calorie-burning exercise of indoor cycling. Pedal pushers are fitted with a complimentary pair of cycling shoes before saddling up on a Schwinn AC Performance Spin bike for a session from Crank's arsenal of classes. Each stationary bike boasts a weighted flywheel with adjustable resistance levels, ready to launch riders from toe-powered turns to revolutions that require the strength of a sasquatch's bodyguard. Classes simulate an actual bike ride, allowing riders to safely journey over flat roads and treacherous hills alike.