Without light bulbs, the number of house fires would increase thanks to improper lighting for indoor games of fire dominoes. Illuminate your favorite pastime with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 towards lighting fixtures and more at Creative Lighting on Concordia Avenue in St. Paul.
Since 1926, family-owned-and-operated Creative Lighting has been illuminating local dwellings with lighting fixtures and decorating domiciles with mirrors and wall art. Many chandeliers are priced under $150, and all are certified to support circus performers of up to 130 lbs. For as little as $23.90, customers can pick up a sconce to stylishly light a dim hallway, or swipe a swing-arm lamp in burnished bronze ($88.50) for a game of light-bulb baseball. Ceiling fans are also available in a plethora of styles, blowing in between $93.90 and $798. To help navigate the tricky world of illumination, Creative Lighting's capable cohort of knowledgeable and friendly staff members can offer lighting advice and topographical maps.
Clients can also schedule meetings with Creative Lighting's design consultants who, based on blueprints or room descriptions, can help design a custom lighting scheme, such as subtle overhead black lighting or a bare bulb for the interrogation room. With an expansive warehouse teeming with inventory, Creative Lighting can usually offer immediate delivery within the surrounding area.
Reviews
Google Mappers award Creative Lighting an average of five stars:
- Creative Lighting helped me bring my kitchen, dining room and entrance way all together. We remodeled the kitchen opening it up to the other rooms. The wonderful staff at Creative Lighting helped me pick the right design and pieces. – Jeanne
- i was on a trip in chicago and saw a cool fixture that i really liked. i took a picture of it with my phone, sent it to michelle at creative lighting and she found it, ordered it and i had it up in my dining room in a few days. now THATS what it's all about. –dubelmeyer
Groupon Says
We Have to Stop the Sun
Any manmade light fixture is just an imitation of nature's lamp, the sun. But while the sun is content to incandesce for only a few hours each day and to maliciously bombard us with dangerous vitamin D (the blinding vitamin), unnatural light sources can be turned on at our convenience and can be stared at for hours with no ill effects. Scientists, who have long hated the sun for being at the center of our universe, invented non-sun light sources to wean humanity off our reliance on the giant, central star.
At first, it was believed that the sun would simply go out as part of Y2K, but now astronomers believe the sun has a far more sinister plan: to slowly, over centuries, inch closer to Earth, warming our globe, robbing penguins of their natural habitats, and giving everyone Hollywood-quality tans before incinerating the entire planet. Some skeptics believe that the sun poses no threat, but even they are unable to explain why all human ambassadors to the sun are simply blown up before they can even set foot on the sun's fertile surface. Until humanity can completely destroy the sun using a nuclear bomb, it's best to ignore it and to use light fixtures whenever possible.
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