Tables at fine-dining restaurants are known for their fancy white-linen outfits, unlike tables in home kitchens, which are notorious for going nude. Dress up for a nice meal with today’s Groupon to Crescent Moon Wine Bar and Restaurant in Spring. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of dinner.
- For $15, you get $30 worth of lunch.
Tuscany-inspired stone arches soar over leather chairs clustered around candlelit tables where diners tuck into Crescent Moon Wine Bar and Restaurant's compilation of tender Italian meats, pizzas, and paninis. During dinner rendezvous, 8-ounce braised beef short rib steeped since sunrise in Shiner Bock gravy falls from bones to plates piled with mashed potatoes, broccolini, and fried brussels sprouts ($24). A sheen of pomegranate glaze glistens like a diamond ring fresh from the rock tumbler atop pan-seared salmon fillets ($18). The lunch menu accentuates lighter fare with noshes such as the merlot panini, a sizzling herbed chicken breast and bacon with mushrooms and swiss cheese clamped in the vise-like grip of a white or wheat bun ($10). Marco pizzas hoist arugula, apples, and truffle oil spread across swiss and brie cheese to new homes in mouths ($12, add shaved prosciutto for $2) or the secret compartment of a magician’s top hat.
Musicians pump out a soft score for feasts nearly every night amid racks lined with more than 300 wines (though today's Groupon is not valid for alcohol). Exposed wooden beams hover overhead like the spirits of overprotective ancestors, while Italian-inspired paintings punctuate alternating stone and stucco walls.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Emoticons
Emoticons are groups of punctuation that—when bound together and sent through the Internet—express emotions that human words never could. Follow this guide to utilizing the faces at your fingertips:
Emoticon: :-)
Literal Translation: "I'm smiling."
Uses: This lets the recipient know that you are pleased with what they have said/how their online pictures represented your kooky persona.
Emoticon: :-(
Literal Translation: "Sorry, it died."
Uses: This apology can cover anything from forgetting to water a friend's Internet garden to forgetting to water a friend's Internet farm.
Emoticon: :-P
Literal Translation: "Help, my mouth is leaking."
Uses: This signifies that the recipient should call for an ambulance as you are losing saliva at an alarming rate.
Emoticon: :-*$
Literal Translation: "Those three kisses we shared were money."
Uses: Let someone know how much you appreciated their kisses without wasting your voice to call them on the phone.
Emoticon: :::
Literal Translation: "I'm all eyes!"
Uses: Tells the recipient that you have been watching them through their webcam this whole time.
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