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CrossFit Malicious – Tampa

One or Three Months of Unlimited CrossFit Classes (Up to 88% Off)

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Value
$185
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$156
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  • Swimsuit Season
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In a Nutshell

Instructors lead intense interval-based classes focused on building strength through functional movements rather than bulking up for looks

The Fine Print

  • Expires 150 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by expiration date on your Groupon. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for clients who have not visited in the past 6 months. Subject to availability. Not valid with other offers.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

From fine motor skills such as opening soda cans to grander gestures such as fencing with your cheetah, movements should always serve a function. Explore the finer points of functional movement with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for one month of unlimited CrossFit classes (a $185 value)
  • $59 for three months of unlimited CrossFit classes (a $495 value)

Participants walk in for their workout session greeted by the workout of the day—a daily changing regimen of exercises scrawled on the chalkboard in CrossFit Malicious’s low-key facility. Following a brief warm-up, trainers shout, “three, two, one, go!” and an intense blend of weightlifting, plyometrics, and kettlebell swinging begins. Classes meet Monday–Friday at 6 a.m., 7 a.m., 8 a.m., 12 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 6:30 p.m., and 7:30 p.m., with a Saturday-morning session held at 10 a.m.

CrossFit Malicious

The trainers at CrossFit Malicious focus each workout of the day on functional movement rather than unnecessary muscle bulking and flexibility training done merely to save money when shipping oneself via ground carrier. Each class begins with an emphasis on proper technique to prevent injury and optimize each exercise. Instructors modify workouts to varying fitness levels, but the intensity never subsides, with students supporting one another in an empowering group environment. The workout gear used during each class is completely devoid of complex mechanical contraptions and reflects the minimalist surroundings, with stacks of weight plates for lifting or pushing, pull-up bars, and plyometric boxes.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Farm Animals

The act of taking care of farm animals is called “husbandry” because of the old saying “You think taking care of pigs is hard—try taking care of my husband!” Here’s a guide to the animals you can expect to find on your local farm:

Cows: Cows are one of the ugliest animals to look at, but in a national taste test they were found to have the best-tasting milk. Visit a local farm to taste the milk of these horrific beasts for yourself.

Horses: Horses are the supermodels of the animal world. Farmers will spend hours at a time grooming and complimenting a prized horse, just to see a flash of its big, toothy smile.

Pigs: Don’t even get a farmer talking about these fun lovers. Pigs are the party animals of the barnyard, and if you don’t believe it, just hold a yummy treat above their snouts and watch them dance!

Dog: Every barnyard has to have a dog. A dog is a farmer’s best friend and will stand by him through everything, even during the farmer’s loneliest days, when he realizes that in cultivating his farm he has lost sight of that which he should have been cultivating most—relationships with humans.

In a national taste test one farm animal was found to have the best-tasting milk—you’ll be surprised by the ugly answer!

CrossFit Malicious

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    Tampa

    602 N Newport Ave.
    Tampa, Florida 33606
    (813) 523-8127
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