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CrossFit Thin Blue Line – Manchester

$69 for Three On-Ramp Classes and One Month of Unlimited CrossFit Group Classes ($249 Value)

$69
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Tue Nov 06 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$249
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$180
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In a Nutshell

Certified instructors draw on military and police backgrounds to guide students of all abilities through high-intensity classes

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 30, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Registration required. New clients only. Customers must attend three On-Ramp classes. Classes must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

To many people, getting liposuction seems too risky, like speaking up when a tall man takes your luggage by accident. Play it safe with your shape, thanks to this Groupon.

$69 for a One-Month CrossFit Package ($249 Total Value)

On-Ramp classes are a required introduction to the CrossFit program, teaching the nine fundamental movements of CrossFit that will be used in all other classes. On-Ramp classes take place Tuesday at 7:45 p.m., Thursday at 10:15 a.m., and Saturday at 9 a.m. and 11 a.m.

CrossFit Thin Blue Line

Inside CrossFit Thin Blue Line’s factory-like structure, certified CrossFit coaches transform any committed exerciser into an athletes with barbells and sledgehammers, regardless of age, condition, or experience level. Being a major strength and conditioning program for several police academies and champion martial artists, classes revolve around a broad and inclusive strength-training curriculum consisting of moves inspired by Olympic weightlifters and gymnasts. In addition to building lean muscle mass with dumbbells and pull-ups, participants torch calories and cultivate stamina with cardio challenges, such as rowing and sprinting, and is applicable for real-world situations. During On Ramp classes, instructors show newcomers how to exercise safely, whether they're wielding a heavy weight or jumping rope with a sleeping boa constrictor. The exercises can be scaled to different levels of fitness, allowing beginners and accomplished athletes to work out side by side.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Getting the Couch through the Doorway

They would never make a couch so big that it couldn't fit through any size of doorway. If you ever wanna sit down to watch TV, you're gonna have to do the following first:

  • Turn it right.
  • No, that was a question. "Turn it, right?"
  • Try to shove your head through it. For leverage.
  • Take the cushions off.
  • See if that lady will hold the cushions so they don't get dirty.
  • What are those purple and black stains under the cushions?
  • Tell her it will only take a second and that we would do it for her.
  • Those stains look like a scary code.
  • Line it up so that the armrest is parallel with the huge gash we just put in the wall.
  • Take the cushions back from Mrs. Princess. She obviously has better things to do.
  • Hold on, I think my fingers fell asleep.
  • Yup.
  • Think outside the box. What if we moved the doorway around the couch?
  • I can't believe we got this for free from the back of that open moving truck.
  • Throw the cushions down the stairs so the lady knows we're mad at her.
  • Let's take a break and drink these milks my friend hooked us up with.

Can you really get a couch through a doorway in 15 simple steps?

CrossFit Thin Blue Line

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    Manchester

    60 Progress Dr
    Manchester, Connecticut 06402
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