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Astronaut season is coming up. Here are the rigorous tests “you gotta do if ya wanna be an astronaut"™:
Spin in the Spin Machine: This training is important because space is so boring that there is little else to do besides spin.
Hold Your Breath: Because what if the air runs out?
Have a Sad Spouse: He/she doesn’t care about space exploration and just wants his/her husband/wife back. It adds gravitas to the whole affair.
It’s OK—Just Go Ahead and Pretend I’m Not Here: You can go to the bathroom in the suits.
Show Off Space Knowledge: What, you think just anybody can go into space without knowing any space knowledge?! Fuggedaboutit!!!!