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Crumpets Restaurant & Bakery – Oakwell Farms

European Cuisine and Nonalcoholic Drinks Sunday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday (Up to 55% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sat Feb 23 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$55
Discount
55%
You Save
$30
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  • Date Night

In a Nutshell

European entrees and live music on select nights at award-winning eatery by scenic creek and woodlands

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only. Not valid on 2/14, 12/24, 12/31, or Father's Day. Not valid for alcohol. Not valid for Sunday brunch or happy hour. Not valid for bakery items. Reservation required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Dining etiquette requires one to use a soupspoon for gazpacho, a dessertspoon for crème brûlée, and chopsticks for fitting in when dining with walrus. Learn to harness an arsenal of utensils with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $25 for $55 worth of European cuisine and nonalcoholic beverages, valid Sunday–Thursday
  • $25 for $50 worth of European cuisine and nonalcoholic beverages, valid Friday and Saturday

The lunch and dinner menus include veal scaloppini ($25.50), homemade ravioli ($14.50), steak sandwiches ($10.50), and a shrimp salad ($11.50).

Crumpets Restaurant & Bakery

Since 1980, chef Francois Maeder has crafted artful European entrees in Crumpets Restaurant & Bakery's scenic, forest-surrounded dining haven, prompting accolades from Esquire, TripAdvisor, and OpenTable. A creek bustles beneath the bridge leading to the dining room's entrance, flanked by oak trees and a spacious patio for alfresco dining. Inside, exposed brick and tall, floor-to-ceiling windows inculcate elegance, and a painstakingly built menu of pasta, meat, and fresh seafood dishes highlights options that are heart-healthy, like running from a bear or running after a cardiologist. By request, cooks can poach or charbroil certain entrees with a nonfat Santa Elena sauce of vegetables in a cabernet reduction. Crumpets' lineup of delectable baked goods charms sweet teeth by feeding them croissants, cakes, flans, and pastries, and rotating wines from around the world arrive monthly, like new moons and new presidents.

Tunes played on the harp or keyboard during musical performances on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays fill the air with pleasantly sonorous vibrations to match the ambrosial cuisine scents wafting overhead. For more primal culinary outings, diners may be tempted to accompany Chef Maeder on gourmet rafting trips, which carry attendees through canyons and campsites with the promise of palatable rations and lessons in catfish calls.

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Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Crumpets Restaurant & Bakery

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    Oakwell Farms

    3920 Harry Wurzbach Rd
    San Antonio, Texas 78209
    (210) 821-5454
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