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Crunch Fitness – Multiple Locations

One- or Two-Month Gym Membership with Two Personal-Training Sessions (Up to 87% Off)

from$19
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No Longer Available
Sun Aug 19 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$141
Discount
87%
You Save
$122
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Membership give clients access to the gym and an online nutrition program; personal-training sessions are tailored to clients' preferences

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by expiration date on Groupon. Expires 30 days or 60 days from activation. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $19 for a one-month base membership and two personal-training sessions (a $141.41 value)
  • $29 for a two-month base membership and two personal-training sessions (a $182.82 value)

Trainers create effective personal-training sessions that utilize exercises clients like and avoid those they don't.

Crunch

Though now spread over the United States with 27 locations, Crunch gym started in a basement-level aerobics studio in New York City. Despite the humble location, the gym's founders aspired to foster a workout environment that would keep members exercising through entertainment and not shouting from drill-sergeant-like trainers. Their idea was to host fitness classes with offbeat touches, including hip-hop aerobics featuring a live rapper and coed action wrestling.

Twenty years later, Crunch gyms' fitness classes still stray from the beaten path. Body Web with TRX sessions suspend members from a pillar, where they complete gravity-defying maneuvers with help from strong resistance ropes. In Bosu Bootcamp, every exercise is completed on an apparatus that is part balance ball, part core board, and fully endorsed by circus seals nationwide.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

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