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Crystal City Underground – Crystal City

End of Days Party with Mayan Food and Open Bar for One or Two on Friday, December 21, at 6 p.m. (Up to 54% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Bring in the apocalypse with Mayan food, drinks, and live music inside a climate-controlled subterranean space with its own lake

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 22, 2012
  • Limit 10 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Must be 21 or older.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$36 for one party ticket (a $75 value)
$69 for two party tickets (a $150 value)

  • Friday, December 21, from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m.
  • Complimentary Mayan dinner from 7 p.m. till 9 p.m. (extra cost after 9 p.m.)
  • Full-service open bar from 7 p.m. till 11 p.m. (cash bar from 11 p.m. till 1 a.m.)
  • Free coffee, tea, and hot chocolate
  • Bonfires
  • Live band from 8 p.m. till midnight
  • Drum circles from 6 p.m. till 8 pm
  • Free underground barge rides
  • Free open play sand volleyball
  • Door prizes, contests, and games
  • Laser tag available at an extra cost
  • Silent auction for charity
  • Fashion and runway show

The fashion and runway show is co-sponsored by and benefits Deer Creek USA, a nonprofit set up to honor and thank current and retired military, first responders, and public-service personnel.

Crystal City Underground

In place of what once was a sand mine, Crystal City Underground has transformed more than 6 million square feet—approximately 200 acres—of sub-surface space into a climate-controlled entertainment facility. With 30- to 40-foot ceilings, thick pillars carved out of rock, and a lake, it presents visitors with a multifaceted underground experience, one that already includes sand volleyball, disc golf, and weekend barge rides. Future plans for Crystal City have it adding more recreational amenities en route to becoming a subterranean cultural and convention center.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: a Pretty Flower

Once in a great while, a fleeting glimpse of natural color may catch your eye, and you will become lost in the simple wonder of gazing at a pretty flower. Here is how to do so correctly:

  • Look at the flower. It is beautiful.

  • You may be tempted to pick the flower. Do not—simply let it be.

  • Lean in and smell the flower. If you are allergic to flowers you may wish to skip this step or, instead, you can just use a flexible twig to first prod the folds of the flower gently to ensure that it is free of honeybees, which may sting or startle.

  • Again, you may become tempted to pick the flower, justifying the floracide by picturing the flower adorning your sweetheart’s hair or lapel. Continue to resist. If your honeybunch is the sort to manipulate you into murdering flowers so they can cultivate an anachronistic aesthetic, you’re better off just spending the rest of the day staring at this flower while their coffee goes cold waiting for you at the coffee shop.

  • Keep them waiting. Your mother was right about them. Just like this guide is right about flowers.

What is the most beautiful flower? The answer may make you angry.

Crystal City Underground

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    Crystal City

    700 Crystal Ave.
    Crystal City, Missouri 63019
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