Though pure water is necessary for human survival, it can be difficult to acquire without learning complex rain dances or embezzling from Neptune's vaults. Tap into liquid treasure with today's Groupon to Culligan. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a three-month water-cooler package for homes or offices (a $90 total value).
- For $49, you get a six-month water-cooler package for homes or offices (a $180 total value).
Both packages include:
- Three 5-gallon jugs delivered once a month for the duration of the service
- Water-cooler rental for the duration of the service
This offer is valid for homes and businesses and redeemable from the Culligan dealerships in Indianapolis, Muncie, Huntington, New Castle, Lafayette, Columbus, or Martinsville; customers are routed to the closest applicable vendor through the reservation process.
With Culligan's bottled-water home delivery, cooler carriers lug three hefty 5-gallon bottles to homes every month for a steady stream of fresh, purified drinking water. An affable representative in a signature Culligan uniform also installs a rental water cooler equipped with both hot and cold dispensers in kitchens, break rooms, or camel pens for future warm or chilled hydration. During the purification process, advanced reverse-osmosis technology purges water of impurities before it's poured into each reusable bottle, which presents an environmentally friendly alternative to drinking from single-serving plastic water bottles or disposable squirt guns.
Each bottle requires a $7 deposit, which is included in this Groupon. Though not included in today’s offer, parched patrons can order additional bottles ($8/bottle).
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The Groupon Guide to: Fear
John Quincy Addams, former president of the Addams Family, once said, “We have nothing to fear but fear—it sells!” in reference to the lucrative haunted-house industry of his time. These days, many people have lost sight of how many things there are to be afraid of. Here's a list of things you should be fearing:
Animals: Though spiders, snakes, and giant tortoises are all common fears, humans are the scariest animal of all. Imagine getting sucked into a lifelong friendship with someone who knows you better than you know yourself. Spooky.
Public Speaking: According to high-school debate-club moderators, the only thing Americans fear more than death is listening to public speaking. Public speaking often covers such terrifyingly boring topics as politics, morning announcements, and important safety information.
Your Own Potential: You have unlimited potential within you just waiting to be set free. You also have a ghost within you waiting to be set free from its earthly form. Do you really want that kind of responsibility?
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