Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $49, you get a one-hour studio session including image retouching and digital CD package at CWN Photography in Dover. This Groupon, which includes high-resolution digital copies of three selected images, is valid for in-studio portraits for up to five subjects at once.
CWN Photography operates under the sure-fire shuttering eye of certified photog Christine Walsh-Newton, one of the Professional Photographers of America's bronze-level photographers of 2010. Amid capturing aesthetic essences, Christine has also been busily co-writing The Daily Book of Photography, a comprehensive guide for point-and-shooters and pros alike. Allow her encyclopedic knowledge to enhance a variety of occasions including preemptive senior-year send-offs, belated celebrations of engagement, and punctual gatherings of blood-related humans, among others.
Post-studio session, flash-struck subjects can browse their images online, and then select their three favorite poses to be retouched and formatted to fit an 8''x10'' frame and placed on a CD. Although no prints are included in this package, clients are free to print their digital images at home, at the local photo shop, or from their Game Boy camera. For complete package and redemption details, check out Christine's Groupon-specific FAQ.
Reviews
The Professional Photographers of America named Christine Walsh-Newton of CWN Photography one of 2010's bronze-level Photographers of the Year . Nearly 570 Facebookers are fans of CWN Photography and they give the business five stars:
- Christine is an AWESOME photographer who makes you feel comfortable no matter what type of pictures she is taking. – Lauren H.
- I am so proud when I get to show-off her works to others and I love how she captures the true personality of her subjects. She is an amazing and creative photographer that is willing to go above and beyond your wishes to make your photo memories so much more than you dreamed possible! I recommend her for any photo occasion! – Martha C.
Groupon Says
Why it's Illegal to Photograph the Moon
Photography was invented in 1908 for the purpose of shaming racehorses into running faster. Embarrassed at the implied speed of their still portraits, horses doubled their speeds within a year. The new technology quickly gained popularity with a myriad of other velocity-related applications, including the use of photography to shame children into growing faster. By 1950, the average height in the United States was 11 feet.
As a race of giants, Americans quickly outgrew the planet Earth and entered the moon race against the shorter Soviets. Unfortunately, once both countries had established their moon bases, the moon's negligible gravitational pull gave the smaller, lighter cosmonauts an advantage, and the Americans were badly defeated in the first Moon War. For this reason, it is now illegal to talk about, think of, or photograph the moon.
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