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D Clean Carpeting & Upholstery – Redeem from Home

Carpet Cleaning for Three or Four Rooms and a Hallway (Up to 63% Off)

from$59
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No Longer Available
Thu Nov 29 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$160
Discount
63%
You Save
$101
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In a Nutshell

Technicians purge dirt from carpet with all-natural, nontoxic cleaning products that dry within one hour

The Fine Print

  • Expires Apr 24, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Valid within 25 miles of 60119. Extra $2/mile fee outside of service area. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Extra fee applies for cleaning stairs.
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Carpets are the only line of defense between us and the pagan runes carved into the floorboards. Cover up a mystery with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $59 for carpet cleaning for three rooms and a hallway, up to a total of 720 square feet (a $160 value)
  • $99 for carpet cleaning for four rooms and a hallway, up to a total of 850 square feet (a $200 value)

D Clean Carpeting & Upholstery

Families don’t just walk on their carpets and sit on their upholstered furniture, they lie on couches while watching TV, sit on the floor while playing games, and walk on the sofa when the floor turns to lava. For these reasons, D Clean Carpeting & Upholstery’s crew purges dirt from carpets and upholstery using all-natural, nontoxic products made from orange, grapefruit, and lime extract that are safe for kids, pets, and the environment. The low-moisture process leaves indoor textiles fresh and clean and dries within just one to two hours.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Things That Are Safe or Not Safe to Put in Your Mouth

Everything looks delicious these days, but only some things are actually safe to put in your mouth. Here's a guide to things that look good enough to eat:

Marbles: Safe
Reason: Rubbing marbles against your teeth will wear them down to rounded nubs that feel much better against the tongue.

Sponge: Not Safe
Reason: You'll put a nice, dry sponge in there, and when it comes out it's going to be full of saliva and completely unsanitary to wash dishes with.

Laundry-Detergent Pods: Not Safe
Reason: This yummy candy burns the mouth.

Universal Remote: Safe
Reason: Thousands of uniquely flavored buttons will make your taste buds feel like they’re at the greatest circus of their lives.

Bread: Not Safe
Reason: The worst hazard of them all—there is no way to breathe through bread.

Are there any foods that don't pose an immediate choking hazard?

D Clean Carpeting & Upholstery