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DaVinci Teeth Whitening – Online Deal

$29 for Professional Teeth-Whitening Kit with Teeth-Whitening Pen ($279 Value)

$29
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Fri Aug 10 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$279
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$250
  • T460x279
  • Well-Groomed

In a Nutshell

Twelve applications of whitening gel, custom-fitted trays & LED accelerator light team up to brighten smiles in 60–90 minutes

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  • Expires Feb 6, 2013
  • Online redemption required.
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In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former bosses and guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with this Groupon: for $29, you get a teeth-whitening package from DaVinci Teeth Whitening (a $279 total value). The package includes the following:

  • A teeth-whitening kit with LED light and remineralizing pen (a $249 value)
  • A teeth-whitening pen (a $30 value)

In just 60–90 minutes, the DaVinci advanced professional whitening kit helps restore discolored cuisine crushers to their natural pearly whiteness. Twelve applications of whitening gel coat the inside of custom-fitted trays, which team up with an LED accelerator light to grapple unruly biters into sparkling submission. The desensitizing gel works diligently to strengthen teeth's enamel and ability to chew through titanium Froot Loops. The whitening kit also allows users to track the treatment's progress with a shade guide. Once the tonal transformation is complete, patients may walk freely with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, and age erased from the highway overpass of their smiles. For further gumstone maintenance, the touchup whitening pen can blanch teeth on a tooth-by-tooth basis––a more effective way to whiten chompers than biting Frosty the Snowman.

DaVinci Teeth Whitening

Using a combination of whitening gel and FDA-approved blue accelerating lights, the DaVinci teeth-whitening system can leave teeth an average of up to 14 shades whiter. During office visits, the signature whitening solution—an organic plant- and mineral-based gel—is applied to chompers. A specially designed LED laser light is used with the food-grade hydrogen-peroxide gel to lift lingering stains. Once the tonal transformation is complete, clients may walk away with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age erased from the highway overpasses of their smiles.

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It is incumbent upon the learned of a society to help those with lesser cranial machinations. That is why we have started The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People. Because here at The Groupon Guide, we know that Knowledge Is Helping™. (To receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.)

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My daughter is in love with a real LOSER! Should I respect her feelings and support her decision or forget about her altogether?

—Unhappy Mom

Guiding Light: Unhap P. Mom, you did the right thing by writing us. Your daughter is in love with a loser?!?!? Those guys are the worst. They never win anything, not even once. And the fact that this guy is a real loser means he’s not even a winner disguised as a loser. Oh boy, Unhap, this is serious. Losers do terrible things such as accidentally sell the farm for a fake car or miss the winning field goal in the football game. If she’s kissed him, it means by rule of law that she is now a loser, too. Rid her from your life by moving into a gated community or going somewhere losers can’t go, such as a hall of fame or a casino that is also a boat. We all know the old saying: "For it is upon thee to cast the weak off into darkness, like the miller who sets the chaff to flame, or the heifer who leaveth the ugliest calf behind to be taken by the night’s hungry creatures."

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I am supposed to go on a really cool ski trip with my dad, but my wife is pregnant with our first child and the due date conflicts with the trip. What do I tell my dad?
—Chris R.

Guiding Light: Best to keep the baby away from your father. At his age and proximity to—how to put this gently—eternal sleep, your father could easily become jealous and rage-ified toward someone who has so much life ahead of them. Rather than taking the pregnant woman on the trip, let her just have the baby at the hospital. She’ll be fine. Hospitals are clean and sterile, and sometimes the doctors sleep with each other, which creates entertaining dramatic intrigue. You just make sure to enjoy what sounds like a really cool trip with your dad.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I sing bass in a barbershop quartet that is competing in an international quartet competition. Can you give me any pointers that would help me/my quartet have a memorable performance and might help us achieve top honors?
—A. Stratton

Guiding Light: Thanks for the letter, "Stratton in Baton" (Rouge, Louisiana, I'm assuming). Growing up can be difficult—and scary. Sometimes the person you think you are isn't who you're good at being, and sometimes the people who we think we want to get the farthest away from are actually the people who can teach us the most. Try to strike a balance between your goals and your obligations and, in the end, you may find out there's more overlap there than you realize.

I didn't read your letter.

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