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Funtrackers – Flour Bluff

Mini-Golf Outing with Pizza for Two or Four or Five Rides on Any Attraction with Pizza for Two or Four (Up to 56% Off)

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  • Good for Kids
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In a Nutshell

Two-topping pizza fuels fun-seekers as they putt across miniature-golf course, race through go-kart tracks, or square off in bumper boats

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 19, 2012
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Not valid for the pro track attraction. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Ready, set, go with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $12 for a round of mini golf for two (a $10 value) and a two-topping pizza (a $14 value; a $24 total value)
  • $15 for a round of mini golf for four (a $20 value) and a two-topping pizza (a $14 value; a $34 total value)
  • $27 for two five-ride discount passes (a $40 value) and a two-topping pizza (a $14 value; a $54 total value)
  • $45 for four five-ride discount passes (an $80 value) and a two-topping pizza (a $14 value; a $94 total value)

Each discount card grants customers any combination of five go-kart races (pro track not included), miniature-golf rounds, or bumper-boat rides.

Funtrackers

Funtrackers summons fun-seekers with a mother lode of scintillating attractions for guests of all ages. Drivers in tiny cars vanquish fellow racers with expert passing maneuvers and cloying drive-time radio jams across four different go-kart tracks, which range from a kiddie track built for drivers 3 aged and older to a pro track reserved for motorists with a valid driver’s license or permit. Floating in a 3-foot-deep pool, guests can douse each other with water from a squirt-gun turret built in to bumper boats, engaging comrades in a friendly rivalry to be continued at the 18-hole, tropical-themed miniature-golf course. Inside, buzzing sounds and whirring lights emanate from more than 50 arcade games, including skee-ball and air hockey, many of which reward success with tickets that can be redeemed for stuffed animals, bean bags, and lumps of coal.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Funtrackers

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    Flour Bluff

    9605 S Padre Island Dr.
    Corpus Christi, Texas 78418
    (361) 937-9400
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