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Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing – Redeem from Home

Full Mobile Detail for a Car or a Van, Truck, or SUV (Up to 53% Off)

from$89
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No Longer Available
Thu Aug 23 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$179
Discount
50%
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$90
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In a Nutshell

Mobile cleaners manually wash and dry rides before dressing tires and taking vacuums and shampoo to interior surfaces

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 4 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only within 45mi radius of 98122. Extra fee for over-sized vehicles.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Although their thick wool coats would make them ideal car washers, sheep are rarely able to hold the position because of costly hoof scratches and a tendency to eat air fresheners. Enjoy bipedal auto-polishing with this Groupon to Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing. Choose between the following options:

  • $89 for a full detail for a car (a $179 value, including the company's $20 gas fee)
  • $99 for a full detail for a van, truck, or SUV (up to a $209 value, including the company's $20 gas fee)

Crews trained in the lost art of hand washing and hand drying travel to homes and offices to return rides to their zenith of cleanliness. Following the scrub, a cloak of wax leaves the striking pavement prowler able to turn more heads in parking lots than a neighborhood strongman juggling shopping carts. Exteriors wiggle gleefully as teams shine rubbery soles with a tire gloss, and auto owners also net their ride with renewed trim, a full shampoo treatment for weary carpets and mats, and newly cleaned and conditioned seats.

A door-jamb degunking, spot cleaning of mats, and dusting of air vents draw impressed eyes to peep through newly crystalline windows. Before the team returns to headquarters, vacuums feast noisily on crumbs left by ant farms needing lifts to the mall.

Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing

Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing’s crew of certified detail specialists traverses the United States and Canada to restore grimy cars to their previous showroom shine. Armed with eco-friendly products and water-reclamation systems, the team arrives at homes and offices to eliminate debris with sudsy hand washes and bug-removal tactics and preserve paint’s mirror shine with liquid wax and the commands of evil fairy-tale queens. Clay bars and tire shines then put the finishing touches on exteriors, sounding the call for the team to raid auto interiors with vacuums, carpet shampoo, and leather conditioner. Customers across the continent can book the mobile detailing appointments via Get MAD’s online scheduler.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

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