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Joy Yoga Center – Houston

25 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes (Up to 90% Off)

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Thu Aug 23 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$250
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$225
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Daily yoga classes for beginner, intermediate, and advanced students

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. May buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Must sign waiver. Classes are non-transferable.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Yoga teaches people how to sustain poses while controlling their breath, a technique most yogis use to live undetected in wax museums. Steady your stillness skills with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $25 for 25 yoga classes (a $250 value)
  • $30 for one month of unlimited yoga classes (a $120 value)

See the class schedule.

Joy Yoga Center

Joy Yoga Center's eponymous founder, Joy Winkler, is the walking, talking, posing embodiment of her happy moniker every day at her studio. The upbeat instructor believes that “everything we teach ourselves on the yoga mat is helping us live happier and healthier lives off the mat.” Her background as a dancer gives Joy graceful unselfconsciousness. She uses that experience to guide her students through Vinyasa-style flowing yoga sessions that focus on strengthening bodies and clearing minds until the forehead becomes a translucent hue. Along with a team of 12 instructors, Joy holds classes seven days a week for students of all skill levels, including regular sessions tailored for runners and early-morning risers.

The center’s clients can take advantage of wellness therapies to augment yoga practice or as part of their own holistic health plan. Treatments include energizing sports massage or lymphatic-drainage therapy. Should stagnant energy be clogging up the chi's internal highways, a session of acupuncture or an energy-balancing treatment such as reiki can help to release it.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Joy Yoga Center

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    Houston

    4500 Washington Ave., Suite 900
    Houston, Texas 77007
    (713) 868-9642
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