When used for good, lasers can remove hair, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of unwanted fuzz with today’s Groupon to DC Derm Docs. Choose from the following options:
For $179, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for a small area (up to a $660 value). The following are valid small areas:
- Abdominal line
- Chin
- Upper lip
For $299, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for a medium area (up to a $1,100 value). The following are valid medium areas:
- Back of neck
- Bikini line
- Both underarms
- Chin and upper lip
For $499, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for a large area (up to a $1,650 value). The following are valid large areas:
- Brazilian bikini
- Forearms
- Full abdomen
Technicians at the offices of Doctors Dale Isaacson and Marilyn Berzin, the dermatological specialists of DC Derm Docs, eradicate unsightly bristles with FDA-approved laser hair-removal treatments that are safe and effective for all skin types and tones. Lumenis Lightsheer Duet lasers skate over skinscapes, heating the pigment around keratin-assembly lines, inspiring a hair exodus more long-lasting than waxing, tweezing, or mummifying the body in duct tape. The vacuum-assisted handpiece comfortably stretches the skin before each follicle-foiling blast, allowing for more efficient energy absorption to significantly reduce treatment time by as much as 75% and eliminate the need for topical anesthetics. While laser hair-removal treatment may never be entirely painless, it's a lot less painful than laser hair addition, and six high-speed treatments should rid epidermises of all but the most stubborn strands.
Strong candidates for laser hair removal include people with fair skin and thick, dark hair; clients with blond, red, and gray hair may not see desired results. Dark-skinned patients may be treated following a consultation, though it may take more than the included six treatments to achieve desired results.
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The Groupon Guide to: Scientific Ghost Hunting
Before the discovery of electricity, ghost hunters had to rely on intuition, dubious séance guides, and that unmistakable “ghost smell.” What modern equipment is now available to science-minded spirit seekers?
• Fright-vision goggles
• Five-hour bravery pills
• Infrared vengefulness scanners
• Google Murders
• Machine that converts television static into directions to where treasure is buried
• Ghost detector
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