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Branch Ranch Natural Beef – Klemke's Sausage Haus

$49 for $110 or $125 for $280 Worth of Grass-Fed, Antibiotic-Free Beef

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In a Nutshell

Quality cuts of beef from grass-fed cattle that are free of hormones and antibiotics and pasture-raised on fourth-generation family ranch

The Fine Print

  • Expires Oct 3, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 7/3/12. Valid only for option purchased. Valid for in-store pickup at Klemke's Sausage Haus only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Stomachs only growl when they're hungry or preparing to bite the hand that keeps tickling them. Tame the beast within with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $49 for $110 worth of grass-fed, antibiotic-free beef products
  • $125 for $280 worth of grass-fed, antibiotic-free beef products

The shop includes tenderloin steaks ($29.99/lb), whole tenderloin ($25.99/lb), brisket ($7.99/lb), and whole strip loin ($19.99/lb).

Branch Ranch Natural Beef

Herschel Robert “Gravy” Field founded Branch Ranch in 1902, and his descendents continue to operate the family business today. Adhering to time-honored cattle-raising standards, the family stands strictly opposed to using antibiotics and hormones, so the livestock yields the freshest, healthiest cuts of all-natural beef. The cows spend most of their days grazing happily on grassy pastures before shifting to a grain diet to ensure adequate marbling.

Branch Ranch Natural Beef offers a range of all-natural beef products for roasting, searing, grilling, and sprinkling over vegetarian dishes. In addition to butcher cuts including aged new york strip steak, tenderloin, and chuck roast, the store sells seasoned beef jerky, premade steak-burger patties, and spicy breakfast sausage.

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—Laura D.

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—Stephen B.

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Branch Ranch Natural Beef

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    Klemke's Sausage Haus

    930 W 5th St.
    Wolfforth, Texas 79382
    (806) 771-0340
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