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Gourmet Carolina – Redeem from Home

$56 for 16 Jumbo-Lump Crab Cakes ($119.99 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Jumbo-lump crab cakes shipped to doorsteps

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 2, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. New customers only. Delivery only. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid only within 30mi of 28202.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A delicious meal leaves you feeling satisfied, like finishing a jigsaw puzzle or making a cool new jigsaw puzzle out of your parents' wedding album. Fill the empty place with this Groupon.

$56 for 16 Jumbo-Lump Crab Cakes ($119.99 Value)

Jumbo-lump crab cakes arrive directly to doorsteps within a 30-mile radius of the 28202 zip code.

Gourmet Carolina

The chefs at Gourmet Carolina bustle past ovens filled with a rotating array of seasonal fare. Around the holidays, the smell of roasting chickens mingles with the aromas of brie, apples, and cranberries. Summer feasts beneath the ripe-apricot setting sun are fueled by Gourmet Carolina’s USDA-choice steak burgers, USDA-prime cuts of filet mignon, prime-rib roast, and cowboy-cut rib eyes. The chefs also prep lamb, pork, veal, Chilean sea bass, and lobster tails. Delivered directly to homes, the meals ward off the need to cook for dinner guests or test if the floor is really made of lava.

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Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My bf of five years still won’t move in with me. Should I stick with him or move on?
—B. Sanderson

Guiding Light: Many advicetronauts (industry term) would suggest that you analyze whether or not this relationship is going anywhere. That’s dumb. Perhaps your house is not cool enough. How many marble pillars are there? If you are able to tally them without losing count, the answer is not enough. Make it nice. Hang some paintings of old Italian horses fighting or bowls with fruit in them. Get it together, B. Sanderson.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My dog has been acting really strange lately. He wakes me up barking and sometimes even growls at me and bares his teeth. What should I do?
—Tony R.

Guiding Light: Dogs are beautiful, innocent creatures whose eyes seek justice and whose hearts live in the truth. Your dog is angry because it knows about all of your wrongdoings (slander, pickpocketing, lewd art, bad body smells, etc.) and now it wants to hold you accountable. Let your perfect pooch shower its wrath upon your home and family so that you can finally be free of sin.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm 24 and still unsure what to do with my life. I tried art and wasn't any good and didn't excel at photography. I hate corporate culture. Please help me find direction.
—Laura D.

Guiding Light: According to an online personality quiz we took on your behalf, you're a Seeker, Not a Five-Days-a-Weeker! Continue pursuing various idle hobbies, ideally at the expense of a parent or significant other. Eventually you may find one you excel at—if not, you can always move to a country where idleness is appreciated, i.e. every country but America.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm not good at cooking, but I told this girl I was. She's coming over for a dinner date next week and I have no idea what to do. What is an easy way to look like a good cook?
—Stephen B.

Guiding Light: If you aren't the best chef, fool her by wearing one of those floppy chef hats and using fake skin to cover your hands in thick, hideous calluses, which professional chefs have from years of handling frying pans with no gloves. Also, I guess buy some food from a food store.

Seriously, to receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.

Our advice is so good, sometimes we even ask ourselves (for advice).

Gourmet Carolina