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Medicine Massage – Albuquerque

One or Two 55-Minute Therapeutic Medical Massages (Up to 54% Off)

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$70
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In a Nutshell

Therapeutic medical massage rehabilitates injuries and soothes pain in soft tissue while promoting relaxation

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 29, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required, or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New customers only. All massages must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A massage releases stress more peacefully than primal-scream therapy and more discreetly than a highly televised bulldozer rampage. Find an appropriate outlet with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one 55-minute massage (a $70 value)
  • $65 for two 55-minute massages (a $140 value)

Each therapeutic medical massage relieves aches and fosters relaxation.

Medicine Massage

The licensed massage therapists at Medicine Massage help clients recover from injuries, release tension, and overcome chronic pain. Their massages, which range from soothing Swedish sessions to intense deep-tissue treatments, promote soft-tissue regeneration and relieve muscles of their tightest knots while also mitigating deeper, more serious health concerns. Through targeted pressure and precision manipulation, clients often find relief from ailments ranging from headaches and TMJ to Parkinson's disease and arthritis. Even if they're not experiencing symptoms, clients regularly walk away with renewed range of motion, quicker circulation, and increased peace of mind.

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Medicine Massage

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    Albuquerque

    3807 Atrisco Dr NW
    Albuquerque, New Mexico 87120
    (505) 615-3487
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