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Airductor Solution – Redeem from Home

Interior and Exterior Cleaning for 20 or 40 Windows (Up to $330 Value)

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No Longer Available
Wed Aug 15 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$180
Discount
67%
You Save
$121
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In a Nutshell

Technicians travel to homes to clean windows inside and out

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 12, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Valid only for residential services. Valid only within 60mi radius of 60008. $5 for each additional window. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Windows are counted per pane of glass.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Having clean windows lets you view the simple pleasures of your neighborhood, such as people walking their dogs or the milkman milking a cow in broad daylight with no shame. Take it all in with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $59 for an interior and exterior cleaning for 20 windows (a $180 value)
  • $79 for an interior and exterior cleaning for 40 windows (a $330 value)

Airductor Solution

Airductor Solution's chief concern is the health and safety of its clients. 
To that end, technicians perform air-duct cleanings, which—when regularly scheduled—can help improve energy efficiency in the home, bolster air quality, and extend the life of heating and cooling systems. Their purview also extends to removing all kinds of miniscule particles that affix themselves to other home surfaces, such as lint clinging to dryer vents, mildew glued to wood siding, stains marring carpets, and dust mites dancing upon upholstered chairs.


Though Airductor Solution sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

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Why are more and more people having their mouths sealed shut?

Airductor Solution