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Amerimaids – Redeem from Home

Three or Five Three-Hour Housecleaning Sessions (Up to 56% Off)

from$129
Buy
No Longer Available
Wed Aug 15 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$270
Discount
52%
You Save
$141
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  • Nester

In a Nutshell

Maids clean carpets or disinfect bedrooms and bathrooms with eco-friendly products

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 25, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; Saturdays subject to availability. New customers only. Valid only for interior windows only. Valid within 2 miles of listed zip codes. Must provide parking. Extra $30 fee for move in/move out cleaning. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Cleaning a house, like doing calculus, can be confusing and time-consuming and often ends with walls covered in eraser marks. Avoid conundrums with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options


  • $129 for three three-hour housecleaning sessions (a $270 value)
  • $199 for five three-hour housecleaning sessions (a $450 value)

Amerimaids

The staff of Amerimaids scrubs countertops, vacuums floors, and dusts surfaces with nontoxic products and techniques designed to reduce environmental impact. To help those inside to breathe fresh air, they purify fabrics of allergens, bacteria, and chemicals with methods gentle enough to help to preserve rugs and fine upholstery. Tile and grout recover their brilliance without a blanket of smelly bleach or algorithms in Sharpie marker. Commercial spaces and residences reap the benefits of the staff's expertise, which extends from straightforward maintenance cleanings to one-time overhauls geared toward recovery following a move or a party.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Living with a Secret

Rarely does a soul get off this planet without seeing or doing a truly terrible thing. Keep it to yourself with these helpful secret-concealing tips:

  • Talk loudly and constantly about everything except the hidden shame that gnaws at your insides like a thousand tiny, chittering bear traps.
  • Distract yourself with activities and spectacles, all the while never addressing the private nightmare that coils around your heart, ever tightening like a boa constrictor suffocating its prey.
  • Try meditation and yoga to silence the warped and twisted version of your own voice that howls behind your eardrums, begging, pleading at every moment to be released by the decency and dignity of confession.
  • Get a pet. Tell them everything. Make sure it is a pet that no one will think twice about if you keep it forever in a cage, like a bird or a gecko. You're trapped in this together now.
  • Consult a doctor about having your mouth sealed over with a cool American-flag sticker—no one questions a patriot.

Why are more and more people having their mouths sealed shut?

Amerimaids