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Miracle Maids – Redeem from Home

One, Three, or Five Three-Hour Housecleaning Sessions (Up to 57% Off)

from$49
Buy
No Longer Available
Wed Aug 15 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$100
Discount
51%
You Save
$51
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In a Nutshell

Insured technicians sanitize bathrooms and kitchens, spruce up bedrooms, dust surfaces, and mop and vacuum floors

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for interior windows. Valid only in Concord, Huntersville, Kannapolis, Davidson, Cornelius, Mooresville, and Harrisburg. Extra fee may be required for non-basic services.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Our homes are our castles, which is why so many are littered with discarded goblets and back issues of Joust magazine. Clean your kingdom with this Groupon.

Choose From Three Options

  • $49 for one three-man-hour housecleaning session (a $100 value)
  • $129 for three three-man-hour housecleaning sessions (a $270 value)
  • $195 for five three-man-hour housecleaning sessions (a $450 value)

Miracle Maids

Multitalented Miracle Maids go the extra mile to provide additional services outside of standard scrubbings. They can descend on empty homes to pick up mail and water plants, tackle errands such as laundry and grocery shopping, or perform one-time construction cleanups. During the routine residential cleaning, maids lavish equal attention on dusting, polishing, vacuuming, and the underappreciated report cards of middle children.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Living with a Secret

Rarely does a soul get off this planet without seeing or doing a truly terrible thing. Keep it to yourself with these helpful secret-concealing tips:

  • Talk loudly and constantly about everything except the hidden shame that gnaws at your insides like a thousand tiny, chittering bear traps.
  • Distract yourself with activities and spectacles, all the while never addressing the private nightmare that coils around your heart, ever tightening like a boa constrictor suffocating its prey.
  • Try meditation and yoga to silence the warped and twisted version of your own voice that howls behind your eardrums, begging, pleading at every moment to be released by the decency and dignity of confession.
  • Get a pet. Tell them everything. Make sure it is a pet that no one will think twice about if you keep it forever in a cage, like a bird or a gecko. You're trapped in this together now.
  • Consult a doctor about having your mouth sealed over with a cool American-flag sticker—no one questions a patriot.

Why are more and more people having their mouths sealed shut?

Miracle Maids