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Portland Security Alarm – Redeem from Home

$99 for Complete Home-Security System ($249 Value)

$99
Buy
No Longer Available
Wed Aug 08 07:00:00 UTC 2012
Value
$249
Discount
60%
You Save
$150
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

System includes motion detector, contact points, key-chain remote, and two years of monitoring

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 14, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid within a 50 mile radius of Portland.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

There's no place like home, unless you live in a duplex, in which case there is exactly one place like home. Protect your true one-and-only with this Groupon.

$99 for a Complete Home-Security System ($249 Value)

The security system includes the following:

  • One alarm panel with an LCD keypad
  • One motion detector
  • Three contact points
  • One key fob
  • One siren
  • One backup battery
  • One yard sign
  • 10 door and window stickers
  • System installation
  • Two years of monitoring

Portland Security Alarm

Since 1959, the technicians at Portland Security Alarm have committed themselves to protecting local homes and businesses with advanced equipment. They specialize in designing systems to accommodate the needs of each house, using sensors to detect motion, broken glass, smoke, and carbon monoxide. They also give homeowners the ability to arm or disarm systems with mobile phones and receive frequent updates. Clients can fine-tune the systems to send notifications when children come home from school, if garage doors have been open too long, or if the house itself has posted an update on its social-networking profile.

Groupon Says

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Portland Security Alarm