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In today's world, lemons are no longer mined to become punching bags or replacement baseballs; they are instead extracted for their yellow gold juices. Today's Groupon celebrates the lemon with $10 worth of Del's classic, soft-frozen lemonade in Venice for $4. You can leave your plums where they belong, in a trashcan outside a baseball stadium, and focus your fruit attention on the lemon.
From the frozen lemon groves of Naples, where lemons blossom without the aid of scarf or parka, come the crisply cutting origins of frozen lemonade. The beverage took the thirsty lungs of Rhode Island by lemon-storm, and the message has seeped across the nation's straws all the way to the west coast. Del's hydrates in eight different styles with the flavors of lemon, lemon-lite, watermelon, cherry, peach-mango, blueberry, pomegranate, and grapefruit pouring out of the patented slaking hose. The frozen treat has a delicious, snow-like consistency that's created without the aid of dairy or gluten. You can sip or spoon out of containers that come in small ($2), medium ($2.50), large ($3.25), jumbo ($4.25), quarts ($5.50), half gallons ($11), and of the gallon variety ($22).
The lemons that keep piling up in your car are all sending a signal that you should drink more lemons. Del's is the perfect place to up your lemon quota or share the lemonjoy with a youth soccer team that is composed of primarily baby horses.
Reviews
Del's Lemonade delighted on the Food Network and is featured in the Los Angeles Times:
- Del’s Lemonade offers a new dessert option for the healthy minded individuals in Los Angeles. Del’s soft frozen lemonade is an all natural, fat free, low sugar and low calorie dessert made from fruit, sugar and filtered water that is than [sic] frozen to create a delicious dessert beverage. – Los Angeles Times
Six Yelpers give 3.5 stars:
- This icy lemon candy is best enjoyed with a straw, as all the sweet lemon syrup pools at the bottom. – Ryan M., Yelp
Groupon Says
Exciting Careers for Schoolchildren
Del's frozen lemonade has no doubt put thousands of schoolchildren out of work by providing a tastier, more refreshing treat than sidewalk lemonade stands could hope to offer. But don't fret kids; you haven't lost your right to work. Here are some other jobs that are great for kids:
Film and TV Acting: If you're bit by the acting bug or a scorpion, don't go to a scheming, no-good doctor, head to Hollywood, the Land of Specialness. Here, children can easily find work as the younger sibling on a sitcom, a fast-food enjoyer in a commercial, or as the stand-in for a more attractive child actor. This is the perfect job for kids who want to meet lighting engineers.
Leaf Raker: Autumn is just around the corner, and kids in your neighborhood are buying top-of-the-line rakes, garbage bags, and change belts to prepare for careers in the exciting yard-refuse-removal industry. Try undercutting your competition by quitting school so you have more availability.
Rentable Progeny-Substitute: Old folks everywhere miss having kids around, so why not make their weekends by charging them money to sit in their smelly houses and letting them bake you cookies? Bonus: It will make your real parents jealous enough to buy you more expensive sneakers.
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