A shiny car is great for blinding potential carjackers long enough to lecture them on how you keep your vehicle so clean. Captivate your auto's audience with today's Groupon: for $18, you get three Super Kiss car washes at Delta Sonic Car Wash (a $35.97 value). Today's deal is good at any of Delta Sonic's nine Chicagoland locations.
Unlike some car washes, Delta Sonic eschews rough brushes and cattle prods in favor of an innovative touch-free process specially developed to leave auto exteriors bathed and unscathed. Each Super Kiss wash woos cars with its strong spray, and soft lathers, as it goes to work cleansing begrimed bellies and inhibiting unmentionable rust growth. Once your car is back to its cleaner self, a clear-coat polish and protectant will impart incessant sparkle to its paint, instilling it with the kind of confidence boost it needs to finally ask you to move in to the garage. Aside from purging cars of road grime and dust, Delta Sonic Car Wash offers a free wash within five days of the original, should your car "accidentally" find itself re-covered in "circumstantial evidence."
- Delta Sonic is the best place in town to get a high quality car wash short of doing it yourself. – Bob R., Palatine location, Yelp
Delta Sonic Car Wash
Delta Sonic Car Wash renews tarnished transportation with an innovative touchless car-wash system that automatically guides vehicles through a tunnel of high-pressure sprays and overhead buffing cloths. The hands-free wash massages mild lotions into paint jobs, leaving vehicles with sparkling, fingerprint-free finishes that are backed by a five-day guarantee. Detailing technicians do get their hands dirty as they make use of more than 100 hours of training to dote on vehicle interiors and exteriors with products from ValuGard, Aquapel, and Blue Coral. The team wields AOCA certification know-how when injecting engines with oil and devising rustproofing treatments that avoid drilling holes or covering corrosion in zit cream.