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Desert Health & Wellness – Rancho Mirage

Two, Three, or Four LipoLaser Treatments (78% Off)

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Value
$450
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In a Nutshell

Noninvasive Lapex 2000 BCS LipoLaser uses cold-laser technology to release fatty acids, water, and glycerol in order to shrink fat cells

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 24, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. Services must be used by the same person. Not valid for women who are pregnant or nursing those who have cancer.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $99 for two LipoLaser treatments (a $450 value)
  • $149 for three LipoLaser treatments (a $675 value)
  • $199 for four LipoLaser treatments (a $900 value)

During each 40- to 50-minute treatment, a technician uses the cold-laser technology of a Lapex 2000 BCS LipoLaser to scan fat deposits along the body. The laser helps release fatty acids, water, and glycerol to shrink the size of fat cells on the targeted area and diminish the appearance of cellulite.

Desert Health & Wellness

At Desert Health & Wellness, Dr. Ron Ristaino and his staff eschew diet gimmicks in favor of nutrition plans that incorporate fresh, natural foods. The center's weight-loss programs focus on balancing hormones and reducing cravings without forcing clients to count calories or skip meals. The wellness team also tackles existing fat with a specially designed body wrap developed by a UCLA biochemist, as well as noninvasive LipoLaser treatments. In addition to slimming physiques, Dr. Ristaino and his staff reduce stress via infrared therapy, which helps to prevent stress-related problems such as high blood pressure, obesity, and broken Rubik's cubes.

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Desert Health & Wellness

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    Rancho Mirage

    71-687 Hwy. 111, Suite 205
    Rancho Mirage, California 92270
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