Without massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $35 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $78 value)
- $99 for three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $234 value)
Customers may choose a deep-tissue, acupressure, or reflexology massage, or a combination of the three.
Desi's Doll House Salon
Inside this ultra-feminine salon, bubblegum-pink walls provide a vibrant backsplash for services ranging from haircuts to oxygen facials, while retro art serves as a constant reminder that beauty is timeless. Clients can admire the flawless complexions of Marilyn Monroe or Rosie the Riveter as airbrush makeup leaves their own features looking camera-ready. Feather boas draped over the salon’s oval mirrors add a playful pop of color to styling stations, which may inspire eyes to adopt their own dramatic punch in the form of individual cluster eyelash extensions. The salon also doles out vintage hospitality in the form of complimentary beverages, and occupies patrons and fidgety hair dryers with WiFi and cable TV.