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$99 for a Custom Weight-Loss Program ($408 Total Value)
The custom weight-loss program includes the following:
Initial 90-minute consultation with a physician and weight-loss coach (a $249 value). In addition, the following is part of the initial consultation:
- A physical exam including bloodwork
- EKG and urinalysis
- Body-composition analysis and a B-complex shot
- Appetite suppressants and a one-month supply of supplements
One 30-minute follow-up consultation a week later with a weight-loss coach (a $59 value), at which time a second B-complex shot will be given and a second body-composition analysis
Four additional B-complex shots (a $25 value each) to be given at a later date
Additional FDA-approved medication if the patient qualifies
B12 shots are designed to increase energy while boosting the metabolism. Clients may lose 10–25 pounds the first month of the program and 10–15 pounds for each additional month.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Diet & Weight Loss Centers
The doctors at Diet & Weight Loss Centers tap into their nutrition and weight-loss training to build customized weight-loss programs for each patient centered on low-calorie, carefully monitored diets. After analyzing each patient's body composition metabolism, and spirit animal, the physicians craft a plan that will help whittle away pounds, bearing in mind contributing factors to weight-loss obstacles such as diabetes or thyroid problems. They'll also meet with clients on a regular basis to discuss how to break habits that might be interfering with weight-loss goals or how to tactfully break up with pairs of pants that are now too large.