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Direct Care Chiropractic – Ojus

Chiropractic Exam with One or Three Adjustments and Heat-Therapy Sessions (Up to 93% Off)

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Wed Feb 20 05:00:05 UTC 2013
Value
$355
Discount
92%
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$326
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In a Nutshell

Chiropractor with more than two decades of experience adjusts the spine with or without audible cracks and soothes muscles with heat

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$29 for a chiropractic package with one adjustment (a $355 total value)

  • Exam and consultation (a $250 value)
  • Full spinal adjustment (an $80 value)
  • 10-minute moist-heat therapy (a $25 value)

$39 for a chiropractic package with three adjustments (a $565 total value)

  • Exam and consultation (a $250 value)
  • Three full spinal adjustments (a $240 value)
  • Three 10-minute moist-heat therapy sessions (a $75 value)

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.

Direct Care Chiropractic

Many chiropractic patients enjoy the trademark cracking sound of a spinal adjustment, while others find it a bit unsettling. Doctor of Chiropractic Charles D. Helfeld—or Dr. Chuck as his patients call him—can do both. His traditional spinal adjustments deliver precision pressures that yield an audible crack as misaligned vertebra snap back into place. But he also uses the activator technique, which is designed to accomplish the same feat without producing any audible cracks or internal monologues.

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  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Direct Care Chiropractic

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    Ojus

    18521 W Dixie Hwy.
    North Miami Beach, Florida 33160
    (786) 657-2830
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