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Dirt Free Carpet and Tile Cleaning – Redeem from Home

Three Rooms of Carpet Cleaning or 150 Square Feet of Tile Cleaning (Up to 62% Off)

from$45
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No Longer Available
Fri Dec 07 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$119
Discount
62%
You Save
$74
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement
  • Nester

In a Nutshell

Eco-friendly cleaners employ nontoxic, organic methods to scour dirt from carpet fibers and tile

The Fine Print

  • Expires 150 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for hallways and stairways. Carpet cleaning is valid for up to 200 square feet per room. Not valid for homes higher than 3 stories up. Only valid within Lee and Collier counties.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $45 for three rooms of carpet cleaning (a $119 value)
  • $69 for 150 square feet of tile cleaning (a $150 value)

Dirt Free Carpet and Tile Cleaning

The eco-friendly cleaners at Dirt Free Carpet and Tile Cleaning evict grime with services and treatments that are both organic and nontoxic. Brandishing a low-moisture, hot-water extraction system, technicians scour fiber-covered surfaces for uncleanliness, adding deodorizer to eliminate odd smells and a professional-grade protectant to help carpets resist future temptations to soil themselves. To treat filthy tile and grout, the crew unleashes purified water heated to more than 230 degrees—the minimum temperature needed to convert dirt into animal-shaped clouds—and mixed with oxygenated hydrogen peroxide. Dirt Free Carpet and Tile Cleaning also deals with unkempt rugs and furniture, and can quickly respond to any water-damage emergency with fast extraction and drying services. The company maintains a copacetic relationship with Mother Nature by ensuring only biodegradable fluids grace the tubes and tanks of its cleaning devices, and promises free touchup visits if customers aren't fully satisfied with its work.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Escaping a Glass Prison Cell

With new weird laws constantly being passed, there's a good chance you'll probably be convicted of an obscure crime and sentenced to imprisonment in a large glass holding cell. Here's how you can get out:

  • Glass will melt at a certain temperature, but why bother going through all that trouble when you can just break it by throwing yourself against one of the walls?

  • Look around for structural weaknesses. If you can't find any, you're not looking hard enough because that holding cell is composed of large pieces of easily breakable glass.

  • Turn around and pick up that 40-pound sledgehammer that's been sitting in the corner this entire time. When your adrenaline starts pumping from lifting that heavy sledgehammer, put it back down and use that adrenaline surge to propel your body straight through the glass.

  • In movies, people are always shattering nearby drinking glasses and windows by singing in an unbearably high pitch. Do the same thing, but instead of singing, just use any solid part of your body to smash that glass!

When is your town getting a glass prison?

Dirt Free Carpet and Tile Cleaning