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Divine Detox Inc. – Queens

One or Two Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions with Ionic Foot Detox, or Three Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions (Up to 58% Off)

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$85
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In a Nutshell

Warm, purified water cleanses the lower bowels; ionic footbaths aim to draw out toxins

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Maintaining the body's health requires more than just swallowing vitamins or arm-wrestling a doctor to win their jar of vitamins. Pursue wellness with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $40 for one colon-hydrotherapy session and one ionic-foot-detox session (an $85 value)
  • $65 for two colon-hydrotherapy sessions and one ionic-foot-detox session (a $140 value)
  • $69 for three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $165 value)

In private rooms, an open hydrotherapy system sends warm, purified water into the body, expelling waste. The treatment lasts approximately 45 minutes. For contraindications of hydrotherapy, click here. After the session, specialists provide patients with complimentary probiotics to help create proper internal balance. Thirty-minute ionic-foot-detox sessions purport to draw out toxins through the soles of the feet.

Divine Detox Inc.

The staff of Divine Detox Inc., an I-ACT board-certified facility, cleanses internal systems with treatments such as colon hydrotherapy, and helps patients to maintain balance with complimentary doses of probiotics or minerals. The comfortable heat of a far infrared sauna stimulates the heart rate more effectively than intentionally falling in love. Patients can sip organic, freshly squeezed juices and tea and snack on fruit for no additional cost.

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  • To make a goofy smile, simply angle the corners of your lips down instead of up.

  • Stick your open hands behind your head so you look like you're either a moose or a person whose head is growing 10 fleshy nubs.

  • Turn around before making a face. That way the person you're with won't have to watch you try to fold your eyelids in half several times, if that's how you choose to make your goofy face.

  • Puff up your cheeks. You can do this the traditional way—with your breath—or the delicious way—with a pound of meatloaf.

  • For the "inverse," you'll want to shave off your head hair and glue the clippings onto your face. You'll also probably want to start walking backward and draw two eyes, a nose, and a mouth on the hairless portion of your head with lipstick. Have a friend do it too and then your inverse faces can kiss each other. That's wild!

Would the world be a better place if everyone walked around with a mouthful of meatloaf?

Divine Detox Inc.

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    Queens

    85-37 102nd St., Suite 2
    Queens, New York 11418
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