Recent studies show that people who dance tend to possess above-average strength, endurance, and flexibility, as well as a significantly lower risk of getting served. Hone this vital skill with today’s Groupon: for $29, new students get three group classes ($90) plus one shoe rental ($5) at The Dollhouse Fitness in Encinitas, a $95 total value. This Groupon can be split between fellow shape-shifting vixens, allowing curious friends to experience one of the various classes in tandem.
The Dollhouse Fitness classes provide multiple womanly ways to work feminine forms into firm yet flexible states. First-timers can wrap themselves around a pole-teaser intro class, in which instructors demo proper positioning, posing techniques, and how to strut like a diva for the impending paparazzi. Unlike army boot camps, booty-camp classes put bodies through an intense series of drills in preparation for storming the beach in a skimpy two-piece. Less-aggressive courses, such as the Goddess Yoga class, provide femmes with a focused stretch of time to contemplate universal connectivity and the overwhelming complexity of the cardiovascular system. There are more than 15 weekly classes to choose from—the just-right amount according to three out of five Goldilocks.
The sultry instructors at this sparkling new fitness boutique radiate infectious grace, style, and know-how that can inspire the most timid of prairie dogs to stand proudly outside their hole. Ladies of all shapes and skill levels are encouraged to be themselves, as all classes provide varying intensity along with a constantly supportive group atmosphere. Since new moves and motivation will be acquired during each fiery class, something must be lost in accordance with the law of conservation of energy. In this case, the offset comes through shedding hundreds of calories. The Dollhouse Fitness empowers women to spend less time admiring firemen calendars and more time shaping up to produce their own flaming image.
Five Yelpers give Dollhouse Fitness an average of five stars.