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Don Strange Ranch – Boerne

Zipline Ride and Alpine Tower Climb with Optional Kayaking Trip at Don Strange Ranch (Up to 57% Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu May 17 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$105
Discount
53%
You Save
$56
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  • Great Outdoors
  • Adrenaline
  • Fresh Air

In a Nutshell

Working longhorn ranch challenges visitors to ascend five-story log towers, speed across ziplines & kayak down Guadalupe River

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 19, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Must sign waiver. Must weigh between 50-325lbs for zip-line ride.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Teambuilding exercises and adrenaline often go hand in hand, such as when coworkers must decide who will wear the antelope costume during tag-team alligator-wrestling matches. Revel in gatorless camaraderie with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$49 for a zipline package (a $105 total value)

  • Alpine tower climb (a $65 value) 
  • Zipline ride (a $30 value) 
  • Burger with fries (an $8 value) 
  • Soda (a $2 value)

$99 for a zipline-and-kayak package (a $230 value)

  • Two-hour kayak trip (a $125 value) 
  • Alpine tower climb (a $65 value) 
  • Zipline ride (a $30 value) 
  • Burger with fries (an $8 value) 
  • Soda (a $2 value)

Don Strange Ranch

The low-hanging branches of southern live oak trees stretch out over the house and pavilion areas at Don Strange Ranch, dappling parties, weddings, and corporate team gatherings with splashes of sunlight. Since 1952, the 125-acre longhorn ranch in the Texas Hill Country has hosted myriad events, including scenes from the PBS music documentary series Live from the Artists Den and the wedding of country music stars Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton. More than just a picturesque backdrop, the ranch’s rugged natural surroundings host outdoor activities such as ropes courses and kayak trips down the Guadalupe River. And the friendly staffers who man 350- to 400-foot ziplines work to ease guests out of their comfort zones, like a mother bird pushing her young out of the nest for their first extreme base-jumping lesson.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Learning to Shave from Your Dad

Learning to shave is an important milestone for young American men and, for those lucky enough to have a dad, it can be a rich one. Here are the steps to having your father teach you to shave:

  • If he has yet to teach you, drop your father hints by talking about how much your new hairs itch or going to important family events fully lathered.
  • Once he’s started teaching, deeply breathe in the musky scents. The thick, impossibly white foam. Dad’s old badger-haired brush. Old Spice cologne that smells as if the flowers are blooming in a rich czar’s menagerie.
  • Feel the strength of your father’s arms as he guides your hands in the proper shaver’s motion. They are rough and pocked, yet they move your arms in such a firm softness that you can sense he’ll be standing proud at your wedding and buy you an American beer after your divorce.
  • He may accidentally cut himself or you, but fear not, as a tiny segment of toilet tissue will hold the meaningless wound. Take this moment to reflect on the fact that your father is no god. Realize, boy, that the day will come when he falters and you will defeat him in myriad arenas. Your brain will conjure pride, but your soul will ache with guilt.
  • I wonder what happened to Dad’s old ‘vette. I’ll bet Chris and I could spend a summer restoring it if I could just get him away from his texting. My back hurts more every day…

How do I overcome my fear of my father in order to let him teach me to shave?

Don Strange Ranch

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    Boerne

    103 Waring Welfare Rd.
    Boerne, Texas 78006
    (830) 995-4377
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