A cocktail, like a luxury ocean liner, is always packed with liquor and occasionally ends up on the rocks. Embark on a cocktail cruise with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pub fare and drinks at Doohan's Bar & Lounge located in the Luxor Hotel. This Groupon is not valid for the Cathouse beverage buffet.

Barkeeps shake, stir, and dispense celebrity-themed cocktails alongside a menu of deep-fried appetizers and entrees at Doohan's Bar & Lounge. Jeremiah Sweet Tea vodka is tricked out with lemon sour in the Dale Earnhardt ($12+). Faithfully reproducing bodily composition, the LeBron James contains Jack Daniels honey bourbon amalgamated with fresh pineapple, lemon sour, Citronage, and a crown of sugar ($12+), and the Peter Rose ($12+) shakes up Epsolon blanco tequila and Citronage with fresh squeezed lime and pomegranate juice. In the fish and chips entree, golden, beer-battered pollock rests on a mound of waffle fries ($12) . Cheesy spheres of macaroni bounce out of the fryer with crispy outer crusts, warm cores, and giggles of delight in the deep-fried mac 'n' cheese balls appetizer ($8).