Since the invention of cars and online dating, humans have needed extra motivation to marshal muscles into shape. Enjoy a bottomless buffet of exercise and encouragement with today's Groupon: for $40, you get one month of unlimited boot-camp classes at Fit Body Boot Camp (a $197 value). Choose between two locations in Grandview and Powell.
The certified personal trainers at Fit Body Boot Camp are half drill sergeant, half high-school football coach, half mathematician, and all expert. The hardbodies know how to help campers of all current fitness and experience levels zap unwanted weight, accompanying accommodating workout routines with realistic encouragement and support.
During your month of unlimited limb chiseling, you'll sort through an ever-changing arsenal of training itineraries, building muscles all over your body, boosting cardio endurance, and burning calories you didn't even know you had, especially around the spleen. Classes are held Monday through Friday at varying times and Saturday mornings to fit busy schedules; call to schedule your first class within six months.
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The Groupon Guide to: The Writings of Nostradamus
Even though the average citizen learned everything he or she absolutely must know in kindergarten, comprehension of the future can also come in handy. For this reason, the following is a guide to history's greatest future-knower, Nostradamus:
Writing the First:
In the time of the mechanical counting machines, 11 years past the millennial turn, o'er the entire land shall spread fire insatiable, ashen shall be all endeavors previously wrought.
Interpretation: Keep on trucking! The fire represents a positive energy sweeping over the imaginations of all those who go to see X-Men: First Class on the release date.
Writing the Second:
During the reign of fire aforementioned, the skeletons of the wicked shalt melt in a manner most slow, and those who endure shalt envy the melted of bone as the scorpions gain domain over all who walk the earth.
Interpretation: No frowns in this town! The year 2011 will be the year that your hardened, bony guilt will melt away and the scorpion that is your true potential will sting the eyeball that is your self-doubt.
Writing the Third:
Blood shall be the earth's new currency, the gnashing of teeth the chorus of the night.
Interpretation: Laugh attack! Steve Carell will leave The Office but will go on to star in Dan in Real Life 2: Virtual Insanity.
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