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Dr. Joe Burnham Chiropractor – Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace

60-, 90-, or 120-Minute Deep-Tissue Massage (Up to 54% Off)

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Value
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In a Nutshell

Achy muscles and tight spines unwind as a chiropractor and team of massage therapists harness the power of deep-tissue strokes

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Important patient disclosure.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $32 for a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $70 value)
  • $50 for a 90-minute deep-tissue massage (a $105 value)
  • $64 for a 120-minute deep-tissue massage (a $140 value)

During each massage, a team of massage therapists deploy soothing deep-tissue modalities across the body to help de-stress minds and relax muscles.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT. [Joseph Burnham, CH9881]

Dr. Joe Burnham

Doctor of Chiropractic Joe Burnham and a team of massage therapists help keep spines in line with custom chiropractic services tailored to treat a variety of ailments. The staff also softens creaky joints, increases mobility, and boosts circulation with deep-tissue massages doled out in 60-, 90-, and 120-minute sessions. Dr. Burnham is available for appointments on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. as well as Saturdays from 8 a.m. to noon.

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The Groupon Guide to: Dog-Show Breed Standards

With billions of viewers and ad revenue through the roof, it’s no secret that everybody loves watching dog shows. But what do they judge these pedigreed pooches on? Hint: the things in this guide:

1. Is the Dog Crying? A sad dog is never a winning dog. An exemplar of the breed should be happy and boisterous, not a gross crying mess. Plus, the only dogs even capable of crying are genetic aberrations.

2. Has the Dog Eaten a Judge’s Finger During the Process? Only one dog (a mastiff named Grandmaster Waddlesplint) has ever won after consuming a judge’s finger. (It was only a pinky.)

3. General Dogliness: Is this really a dog? Not a pile of ants or a popular wooden toy? How much of a dog is the dog? Like, way dog or just some dog? This is generally the most important.

4. Telepathy Test: No dog has ever passed this test, but judges are holding out hope.

5. Pick Your Favorite: None of this matters. The judges just pick their favorite dog.

Is that dog really a dog?

Dr. Joe Burnham Chiropractor

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    Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace

    155 Blanding Blvd.
    Orange Park, Florida 32073
    (904) 310-4563
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