The human back is like a pencil that needs sharpening before it can write the body’s many Petrarchan sonnets. Today’s Groupon will return an abbaabba rhyme scheme to your vertebrae with a chiropractic exam, x-rays (if necessary), and an hour-long massage of your choice at Dynamic Chiropractic Clinic in downtown Seattle for $40 (a $287 value). Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Having won the Palmer Diagnosis Award, Palmer Humanitarian Award, the Neurology Diplomate Award, and owned backs of their own for longer than they can remember, Dr. Carr and his professional staff are highly qualified to administer spinal relief from their beautiful downtown clinic and rehabilitation facility. You’ll begin your escape from Painsylvania with a comprehensive chiropractic exam. Like a speed-dating round for each of your vertebrae, your doctors will quickly acquaint themselves with the source of your discomfort. If necessary, you will then receive a back x-ray to delve into the mysterious deeps of your spine before potential recovery treatments are recommended.
Following these meticulous spinal observations, you’ll receive a 60-minute massage of your choosing atop a heated table. Options include Swedish, deep tissue, trigger point therapy, pregnancy massage, or a batch of other soothing massage treatments. Take the pain out of tying your skates, picking up pasta off the floor, and sneezing with today’s Groupon. Or buy one for an afflicted friend so that you can finally, finally hear the end of it.
- …I had constant back pain and could not walk without pain. Dr. Carr explained and educated me on how to take care of my back. He explains things to me in a way I can understand them but does not talk down to me like other chiropractic have. – odinrc, Citysearch
- Dr. Carr has helped me through many physical/emotional hurdles through the years and I am so grateful to him for being such a wonderful human being and friend. He always goes above and beyond anyone’s expectations. – Andrea M, Citysearch
- I have chronic problems but always feel better when I leave there. – Tiffany S., Yelp
Dynamic Chiropractic Clinic
The staff at Dynamic Chiropractic Clinic believe that, because it's the body's communication center, the spine’s condition can affect the health of the entire body. During treatment sessions, chiropractors correct the alignment of vertebrae with up-to-date techniques—such as motion palpitation, which detects dysfunctional joints, and active release, which treats overused muscles with motion techniques—that are gentler than past methods and more effective than propping patients up with puppet strings. Other corrective techniques, such as exercises and massage therapy, retrain the muscles to support correct alignment. The clinic specializes in rehabilitating clients with injuries from accidents and other traumas, though they can help patients of all ages and backgrounds maintain good spinal health.