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Dynamic Medical Weight Loss Centers – Multiple Locations

$99 for Four-Week Medically Supervised Weight-Loss Program ($280 value)

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In a Nutshell

Weekly B12 injections, appetite suppressants, and counseling sessions complement a four-week diet plan

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. Not valid if used services in past 3 months. Services must be used by one person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

"Get in shape" hovers near the top of many New Year's resolution lists, right next to "deal with raccoon infestation" and "figure out how raccoons get trapped in the TV." Stop watching so many TV shows starring raccoons with this Groupon.

$99 for Four-Week Medically Supervised Weight-Loss Program ($280 value)

  • 45- to 60-minute exam with blood work, and body-composition analysis performed by nurse practitioner and medical assistants
  • Weekly vitamin B12 injection for four weeks
  • One-month supply of all-natural appetite suppressants
  • Recommended meal plan and weight-loss manual
  • Weekly counseling sessions

Dynamic Medical Centers

Dynamic Medical Centers houses a medical doctor to oversee a team of physicians and nurses to address problems associated with weight loss and food sensitivity. Using the Cutera GenesisPlus laser to eliminate toenail fungus, fully-trained nurse practitioners, who are the primary treatment providers, use light technology to accommodate to fungal problems. Practitioners are also available to combat excess inches by constructing diet and exercise plans supplemented by natural and prescriptive therapies that act as appetite suppressants. One-on-one counseling helps provide encouragement and uncover the root cause of ailments, which often stem from lifestyle habits, negative reactions to particular foods, or rigorous training regimens for the dumpster-diving portion of the decathlon.

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Dynamic Medical Weight Loss Centers

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    6221 Shallowford Rd, #103
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    (423) 648-2053
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