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e-Careers – Online Deal

C$99 for Full Year-Long Access to 40 Certified Online Training Courses in the Microsoft Office Suite (US$1,183 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Full year of online access to all 40 courses in Microsoft Office Suite, with completion certificates and full customer support available

The Fine Print

  • Expires Apr 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Online only. Available only in English. Must activate by expiration date; benefits expire 1 year from activation. Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox browsers required to access training.
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The smartest brains, like the laziest hibernating bears, tend to be the hungriest. Feed the brain that feeds you with this Groupon.

C$99 for a Certified Online Training Course in the Microsoft Office Suite (US$1,183 Value)

The online e-Careers portal provides 24/7 access to more than 500 hours of online training through 40 individual course modules in Microsoft PowerPoint, Word, Outlook, Excel, Access, and Lotus Notes. Microsoft Windows is covered in various forms, including XP, Vista, and Windows 7. Beginners and advanced students hone workplace skills, take part in assessments, and can request proof of completion certificates to prove technological prowess. Courses are customizable and include professional guidance 24 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

Click here for an available list of courses.

This deal's value is based in a different currency than its Groupon purchase price, so the exact discount and amount saved depend on the exchange rate. Your Groupon will still be valid for the course purchased.

e-Careers

e-Careers helps students flesh out their resumés and advance their careers with continuing education, available online, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The company hosts study programs that detail children’s education, web design, and most foreign languages, excluding the language of robot love. To simulate the traditional classroom experience as much as possible, each course comes to life with animated content, video and audio training, and virtual laboratories. Likewise, communicative features such as discussion boards allow participants to collaborate and converse, eliminating the need to send tweets when the teacher’s back is turned.

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

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