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e-Careers – Online Deal

$99 for Full Year-Long Access to 38 Certified Online Training Courses in the Microsoft Office Suite ($1,157 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Full year of access to 38 courses and 500-plus hours at all levels of online training on workplace mainstays such as Excel and Lotus Notes

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 14, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Online only. Available only in English. Must activate by expiration date; benefits expire 1 year from activation.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The smartest brains, like the laziest hibernating bears, tend to be the hungriest. Feed the brain that feeds you with this Groupon.

$99 for a Certified Online Training Course in the Microsoft Office Suite ($1,157 Value)

The online e-Careers portal provides 24/7 access to more than 500 hours of online training through 38 individual course modules in Microsoft PowerPoint, Word, Outlook, Excel, Access, and Lotus Notes. Microsoft Windows is covered in various forms, including XP, Vista, and Windows 7. Beginners and advanced students hone workplace skills, take part in assessments, and can print proof of completion certificates to prove technological prowess. Courses are customizable and include professional guidance 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

e-Careers

Helping students flesh out their resumés and advance their careers with continuing education, e-Careers is available online, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The company hosts study programs that detail children’s education, web design, and most foreign languages, excluding the language of robot love. To simulate the traditional classroom experience as much as possible, each course comes to life with animated content, video and audio training, and virtual laboratories, all without any required software. Likewise, communicative features such as live tutor support via chat and discussion boards allow participants to collaborate and converse, eliminating the need to send tweets when the teacher’s back is turned.

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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Ways to Quit

Jobs are for work-loving stiffs who worship the gods of the nine-to-five clock. Throw off the shackles of gainful employment with these creative ways to end your job:

  • If you work at a place with a counter, hop over it and pretend to be a customer. When you get to the front of the line, order the I Quit! sandwich/movie ticket/bank account.

  • Send your boss an email telling him or her to meet you in the break room. When he or she shows up, be sawing the head off of an effigy you made of your work self.

  • Leave a voicemail on the phone of each of your coworkers giving them a really personal compliment. They'll know that you're being too familiar for someone who could still be considered a colleague.

  • If you work somewhere that has customers, hold them close and tell them you'll miss them. Tell them the things that have been in your heart this whole time that you couldn't express because of the unspoken boundaries between worker and customer. Let them know that though they will not see ever you in the future, you will live on in their brains like a bad brain fungus.

  • If you're a famous movie actor, just sprinkle the letters from the words "I quit" throughout the words of the dialogue in your movie.

How can I break free from being gainfully employed?