hide
Refer Friends. Get $10*

Chicago

  • A
  • C
  • D
  • F
  • G
  • H
  • I
  • K
  • L
  • M
  • N
  • O
  • P
  • R
  • S
  • T
  • U
  • V
  • W
  • Canada
  • Other Countries
x hide

Oh no... You're too late for this Groupon!

Sign up for our daily email so you never miss another Groupon!

Elements Therapeutic Massage – Wheaton

55- or 80-Minute Massage (56% Off)

from$39
Buy
No Longer Available
Sat Mar 16 04:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$89
Discount
56%
You Save
$50
  • T460x279
  • Pampered
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Massage therapists use fluid strokes and deep kneads to diminish pain, ease stress, and awaken the body's natural healing abilities

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required, reservations for weekend massages only accepted 24 hours in advance. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid for hot stone massage. Not valid with other offers
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A massage is a pleasant ending to a tough day, much like getting an aisle seat on a life raft. Take a load off with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for a 55-minute massage (an $89 value)
  • $59 for an 80-minute massage (a $133 value)

Therapists alleviate pain and foster overall well-being with therapeutic massages that integrate techniques drawn from several modalities.

Elements Therapeutic Massage

The board-certified and licensed massage therapists at Elements Therapeutic Massage address health and stress-related conditions with gliding strokes and concentrated kneads. Their deft hands apply pressure to areas of discomfort to maximize joint flexibility and encourage the release of the body’s natural supply of painkillers, which include serotonin, endorphins, and stevia. Elements' staff makes a point of listening to each customer's wellness goals and expected outcomes, and customizes each massage session with a specific combination of techniques. Massage can also assuage depression, speed healing from injuries, bolster sleep quality, improve circulation, lower blood pressure, and strengthen the immune system.

Groupon Says

Dem_teaser_cat

The Groupon Guide to: Fighting Crime

While the police largely discourage comic book-inspired vigilantism, there are still a number of less flamboyant ways to combat crime in your community:

  • If you see something, say something—for instance, if you see a weird bug, make sure to tell everyone you meet that day about it.

  • Install intense floodlights in your bedroom so that no burglars can hide in the shadows and watch you sleep.

  • Teach children to trust the police by visiting schools dressed as something children already trust: a giant, talking dog wearing a policeman’s hat, with huge, unblinking plastic eyes.

  • Join a neighborhood watch, wherein adjacent neighborhoods volunteer to take turns staying up all night and watching each other to make sure no crimes happen.

  • When all else fails, join up with the lawless bands of lunatics who run your streets—you might be surprised how quickly you discard all morality in exchange for a skewer of boar meat roasted over a flaming garbage can.

Can you fight crime in your neighborhood by volunteering to never sleep again? Find out with today's Groupon Guide.

Elements Therapeutic Massage

  • A

    Wheaton

    371 Town Square
    Wheaton, Illinois 60189
    (630) 871-4580
    Get Directions