Aside from skincare, the only way to look young is to cut the eyes out of your grade-school photo and wear it as a mask. Get a glossy finish with today’s Groupon to Elite Laser Care. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get a skin pigmentation and sun damage treatment (a $300 value).
- For $99, you get a rosacea blush treatment (a $375 value).
- For $99, you get a photofacial (a $400 value).
- For $175, you get a photofacial with a pigmentation spots treatment (a $700 value).
Elite Laser Care, helmed by sisters Maureen Whelihan, MD, and Gina Whelihan, CME, zaps facial irregularities such as sun spots, fine lines, and uneven skin tone with Cynosure's class IV lasers. Focused beams of light gently but effectively wallop misbehaving countenances with specified treatments that help reduce unsightly blemishes or discoloration caused by applying makeup with a paintball gun. Each treatment bolsters collagen production and assists in tightening the skin. The in-depth photofacial focuses on improving the mug's overall appearance, and the rosacea blush treatment scours away facial redness. The skin pigmentation and sun damage treatment revisions uneven complexions through a lightening process that smoothes out skin tone or spots brought on by sun bathing or bathing on the sun, and the photofacial with a pigmentation spots treatment hunts down blotches, before asking them to please leave.
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The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Planets
Identifying the planets of the solar system can be difficult, even with a telescope and several reference tattoos inspired by Roman mythology. What are some key indicators that will help you identify famous planets?
Is the planet a red planet? The planet is most likely Mars, best known by its nickname, The Planet Most Often Referred to as "The Red Planet." Mars is also identifiable by its unusual structures, including a mountain shaped like a human face, thousands of craters shaped like dinosaur footprints, and a looping canyon that seems to spell "No signs of life, sorry" in cursive.
Is the planet encircled by beautiful rings? This planet is most likely Jupiter. After being struck by an asteroid the size of the Pacific Ocean, much of Jupiter's fertile landmass entered its atmosphere as debris but was retained as a ring by its powerful gravity. Today, this ring protects Jupiter from solar radiation and many of our daily test missiles.
Is it the planet you're currently standing on? This planet is most likely Earth. If you definitely know this not to be the case, please contact the government of Earth immediately with a handwritten letter of surrender in Earth's official language—artfully arranged bars of gold to serve as paperweights on blueprints for cool laser guns.
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