Isaac Newton discovered gravity when he was hit in the head by a falling apple, but only began to truly fear it when he noticed his sagging jowls in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with this Groupon.
$129 for 20 Units of Botox ($250 Value)
A board-certified plastic surgeon injects Botox into foreheads, between eyebrows, and near crow's feet to reduce the appearance of moderate to severe frown lines. Each minimally invasive treatment takes approximately 15 minutes, and results last up to four months.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
ellehomme Holistic Med Spa
Ellehomme Holistic Med Spa soothes clients as soon as they step into its 4,000-square-foot realm, which is overseen by a medical director, registered nurses, and aestheticians. They specialize in cosmetic treatments, from injectables, such as Botox and Juvederm, to laser hair removal and other services that smooth skin and eschew sandpaper.
In one of the massage spa's five treatment rooms, licensed therapists plunder ligaments for stashes of stress, using more than five modalities such as reflexology and deep tissue. Terry-lined waffle robes and cozy spa slippers escort clients to treatments and the relaxation lounge, where they mentally prepare themselves for reentry into a society filled with stress and evil robots.